CINCINNATI-In an act that demonstrated a singularly cold-blooded focus, 32-year-old Andrew Thompson reportedly turned off his phone Monday with the intensity of a mobster smothering a key witness with a pillow. Sources confirmed that as Thompson grasped the iPhone, his right hand shook while pushing down its side power button as if he were struggling [...]The post Phone Manually Turned Off With Intensity Of Mobster Smothering Witness With Pillow appeared first on The Onion.