DAYTON, OH-Calling the first two rough, but ultimately worth it," local 53-year-old Mark Butler confirmed Tuesday he had gotten his triple bypass reversed after deciding he wanted a third heart attack after all. Why not? There's still time," said Butler, who admitted he had been a little hasty" when he originally opted to undergo the [...]The post Man Gets Triple Bypass Reversed After Deciding He Wants Third Heart Attack appeared first on The Onion.