WASHINGTON-Removing his aviators and crouching down to take a better look, U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg reportedly examined a set of tire tracks Mondays and confirmed, with a swipe of his finger across the asphalt, that they were still fresh. Still warm, too," said the former South Bend, IN mayor, dabbing his finger onto [...]The post Still Fresh,' Says Crouching Pete Buttigieg Swiping Finger Across Tire Tracks On Street appeared first on The Onion.