WHIPPANY, NJ-Calling the contraceptive device a novel breakthrough in hormone-free birth control, the IUD brand Mirena unveiled a new intrauterine owl Thursday that perches near a patient's eggs to scare away sperm. This FDA-approved intrauterine owl can successfully frighten away sperm for up to eight years," said representative Quinn Hartford, who explained that the 32-millimeter [...]The post Mirena Unveils New Intrauterine Owl To Scare Sperm Away From Eggs appeared first on The Onion.