CONCORD, NH-Despite the men all considering themselves best friends and each other's closest confidants, sources confirmed Tuesday that local dad Sam Parker and his buddies were just standing around in the yard listing the smoke points of various oils. Now peanut oil, that's fine to 440, maybe 445 on a good day," said Parker's friend [...]The post Dad And His Friends Just Standing In Yard Listing Smoke Points Of Various Oils appeared first on The Onion.