SAN ANTONIO-Breezing past security in the guise of a musician and entering the ballroom where his target was attending a cocktail party, area hit man Don Meston reportedly opened a guitar case Friday in which he had concealed the guitar he planned to beat his victim's ass with. There were guards out front, but I [...]The post Hit Man Opens Guitar Case Concealing Guitar He Going To Beat Target's Ass With appeared first on The Onion.