BAKERSFIELD, VT-Having proclaimed the word of the Lord Almighty before a humble, trembling man, the Archangel Michael reportedly hung around after delivering the divine message Friday in hopes of receiving a tip. So was everything okay with your holy revelation? I'll probably head back to heaven soon if that's it-just a reminder that my name [...]The post Archangel Hangs Around After Delivering Message Hoping For Tip appeared first on The Onion.