SANTA CLARITA, CA-Staring down at the text message in horror andrealizing that he had been brilliantly outplayed, local man Jonathan Garner told reporters Monday that his friend had set an inescapable social trap by proposing three possible dates to hang out. Goddamn it, he got me-how am I supposed to get out of grabbing drinks [...]The post Friend Sets Inescapable Social Trap With 3 Possible Dates To Hang Out appeared first on The Onion.