BURLINGTON, VT-Though the man is met with little more than polite smiles and indifferent nods as he brings his dog around from cubicle to cubicle, sources at Patterson Technologies confirmed Tuesday that employee Kyle Lutz thinks his 2-year-old terrier mix is the office's mascot. Everyone loves it when I bring Comet into work, and in [...]The post Man Thinks His Dog Is Office Mascot appeared first on The Onion.