VALDOSTA, GA-Urging first responders to act quickly after he spotted the placard amongst the wreckage, a heartbroken Donald Trump clutched a limp campaign lawn sign Thursday that had been washed away by HurricaneHelene. Please, hurry, we don't have much time," a visibly panicked Trump said during his visit to a storm-ravaged Georgia town, sobbing after [...]The post Heartbroken Trump Clutches Limp Campaign Lawn Sign Washed Away In Flood appeared first on The Onion.