IRVINE, CA-Despite the fast food chain's self-described dedication to innovation, Taco Bell announced Friday that it was plumb out of ideas for new places to put ground beef. We're stumped-we can't think of anywhere else to put our signature seasoned beef at the moment," said Nathan Chisholm, a disheveled-looking member of the Taco Bell product [...]The post Taco Bell Announces It's Plumb Out Of Ideas For New Places To Put Beef appeared first on The Onion.