WASHINGTON-Despite polls that show the American public overwhelmingly supports keeping the ancient burial chamber sealed, the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 Friday to pry open the evil tomb of Batibat, a vengeful spirit who haunts the dream space of her victims and suffocates them in their sleep. The ruling, which overturns a 1972 decision by the [...]The post Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat appeared first on The Onion.