VATICAN CITY-In an effort to give himself a breather after more than a decade ministering to his flock, Pope Francis announced Friday that he had excommunicated all of the world's Catholics so he could have a quiet weekend alone. It's just been so long since I could take a few days to myself without worrying [...]The post Pope Francis Excommunicates All Of World's Catholics So He Can Have Quiet Weekend Alone appeared first on The Onion.