STANFORD, CA-Concluding that the window in which to give themselves a little pat on the back was rapidly closing, a report released Monday by Stanford University found that Americans needed to cut carbon emissions by 3% in order to tell themselves they did their best. It's clear that as the planet continues to grow hotter, [...]The post Report Finds Americans Need To Cut Emissions By 3% In Order To Tell Themselves They Did Their Best appeared first on The Onion.