SPOKANE, WA-Stressing that the best move would be to just shave the whole thing off, sources confirmed Thursday that area man Stephen Blanchet's shitty beard had barely any frolicsome woodland creatures living in it. You can tell Stephen's proud of his so-called beard, but there are hardly any chickadees popping out to chirp a happy [...]The post Shitty Beard Barely Has Any Frolicsome Woodland Creatures Living In It appeared first on The Onion.