FAIRFAX, VA-Shaking his head as he rushed past yet another indecisive group laughing together at an obvious dead end, area man Justin Carter reflected Friday on how going with friends would have just slowed him down on his way through a Halloween-themed corn maze. How do they expect to make it out of this thing [...]The post Going With Friends Would Have Just Slowed Man Down On Way Through Haunted Maze appeared first on The Onion.