LOS ANGELES-Calling the findings of its comprehensive survey of American workplace practices total bullshit," the Institute for Research on Labor and Employment issued a report Monday concluding that you should be able to retire after, like, six years of working full time. We evaluated the data around current U.S. employment rates, and our research shows [...]The post Report Finds You Should Get To Retire After, Like, 6 Years Working Full-Time Job appeared first on The Onion.