WASHINGTON-Desperately clawing at the door in an apparent attempt to get the attention of passing aides, President Joe Biden reportedly spent Thursday whimpering from inside a locked White House supply closet. Sources confirmed that while the president received repeated assurances from senior advisorBen LaBolt that he would be right back," the whining has become increasingly [...]The post Biden Whimpering From Inside White House Supply Closet appeared first on The Onion.