NEW YORK-After being forced to eat McDonald's on the private jet of President-elect Donald Trump, a visibly sweaty Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly performed surgery on himself this weekend to extract a Big Mac from his stomach. I have to cut the McDonald's out before it attacks my other organs," said the nominee for secretary [...]The post Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach appeared first on The Onion.