LOW EARTH ORBIT-Dreading a scenario in which He showed up early and was forced to make awkward small talk with mankind, Jesus Christ, the King of Kings, circled the earth a few times so He wouldn't be the first to arrive for Judgment Day, heavenly sources confirmed Tuesday.It's still looking pretty quiet down there, so [...]The post Jesus Circles Earth Few Times So He Not First To Arrive To Judgment Day appeared first on The Onion.