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Give It Some Juice, Report Sources Fiddling Under Car Hood
RENO, NV-Switching out the torque wrench for something with a little more oomph," local sources fiddling under the car hood reportedly requested Monday that it be given some juice. Come on now, rev 'er up good," cylinder-block-examining sources said while wiping sweat from their brow with the back of a grease-smudged hand. Keep goosing the [...]The post Give It Some Juice, Report Sources Fiddling Under Car Hood appeared first on The Onion.
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