BEVERLY, MA-Launching into preparations months early in an effort to get a head start, proactive local man Mark Cromwell was reportedly already working on his Dracula impression Wednesday so it would be ready for Halloween. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure when it comes to having a world-class Count Dracula voice,"said [...]The post Proactive Man Starts Working On Dracula Impression Early So It Ready For Halloween appeared first on The Onion.
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