WASHINGTON-Making sure the pair were sitting down before she delivered the news, White House chief of staff Susie Wiles reportedly told the Trump boys Friday that their Uncle Elon had been blown up in a rocket accident. Boys, your father wanted me to tell you that you won't be seeing your Uncle Elon anymore because [...]The post Weeping Trump Boys Told Uncle Elon' Blown Up In Rocket Accident appeared first on The Onion.