NEW YORK-Shedding light on the demographic shifts that have transformed the generation's relationships, a Hunter College study published Monday revealed that more single millennials were settling for a parrot who could dial 911.We're finding that an increasing number of millennials are forgoing a serious romantic partner in favor of a cockatiel or macaw who can [...]The post Study: More Single Millennials Settling For Parrot Who Can Dial 911 appeared first on The Onion.