WASHINGTON-In a landmark decision opposed only by Justice Neil Gorsuch, who advocated for at least one more serving of the tasty little crustaceans," a bloated and moaning Supreme Court ruled Friday that they had eaten too many shrimp. The court holds that we as a judicial body have consumed far more shrimp than anyone could [...]The post Bloated Supreme Court Rules They Ate Too Many Shrimp appeared first on The Onion.