WASHINGTON-Racking their brains as they tried to determine the express purpose of the homeland security secretary's outfit, sources confirmed Monday they were not sure why Kristi Noem was wearing a firefighter helmet, night-vision goggles, high heels, and a wet suit. Huh, that's odd, but there must be some kind of reason for it, right?" said [...]The post No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit appeared first on The Onion.