WASHINGTON-Growing increasingly contemplative as he fantasized about a stiff drink after a long day at work, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth reportedly wondered Monday whether uranium might make a good mixer. I feel like it could bring out the more chemical notes of gin in a really nice way without overpowering it," said the Pentagon chief, [...]The post Pete Hegseth Wondering Whether Uranium Would Be A Good Mixer appeared first on The Onion.