AUSTIN, TX-Realizing that every uterus had already been conquered, Tesla CEO Elon Musk reportedly wept Wednesday, for there were no more women for him to impregnate. I have sown the many fields with my seed and reaped a bountiful harvest, yet now there are no new vessels to bear my fruit," said Musk, who gazed [...]The post Elon Musk Weeps, For There Are No More Women To Impregnate appeared first on The Onion.