WALNUT CREEK, CA-Expressing relief that he finally had the free time to explore his interests and hobbies, local 64-year-old dad Peter Hopkins announced Thursday that he was spending his retirement untangling a big mess of wires. I've been wanting to go through this stuff for ages," said the former account director, who reportedly paced back [...]The post Dad Spends Retirement Untangling Big Mess Of Wires appeared first on The Onion.