WASHINGTON-In a landmark piece of legislation that disgusted supporters said was long overdue, Congress passed a law Thursday banning women from leaving the house without makeup.For too long, Americans have lived in fear of walking outside and encountering the unthinkable-a natural-looking woman who refuses to wear cosmetics," House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) said in support [...]The post Congress Passes Law Banning WomenFrom Leaving House Without Makeup appeared first on The Onion.