DES MOINES, IA-Rushing to deploythe temporary infrastructure as a heatwave enveloped the region, Iowa officials announced Monday that they would open emergency cooling stations to provide relief to mayo-based dishes. Effective immediately, we're installing portable air-conditioners and power misters across the state to ensure our mayonnaise-filled salads make it through this heatwave safely," said Emergency [...]The post Iowa Opens Emergency Cooling Stations For Mayo-Based Dishes appeared first on The Onion.