WASHINGTON-Experiencing a sudden change of heart, longtime workaholic Eli Kaplan reportedly realized Monday that attending his son's baseball game was far more important than his job as a top civil rights attorney. It's about time that I finally got my priorities straight," said Kaplan while sitting at the baseball field, revealing that he had previously [...]The post Workaholic Father Finally Realizes Son's Baseball GameMore Important Than Civil Rights Law appeared first on The Onion.