WASHINGTON-Following federal cuts to utility bill assistance programs, the Department of Health and Human Services released guidance Thursday advising low-income seniors to stay cool by wallowing in the mud. With summer temperatures soaring, it's more important than ever that older Americans are taking the time to lower their bodies into slop," said Health Secretary Robert [...]The post HHS Advises Low-Income Seniors To Wallow In Mud To Stay Cool appeared first on The Onion.