CHICAGO-Despite numerous reports that the performance was just absolutely fantastic," nobody in the audience of a recent James Taylor concert had functional enough knees to give the Fire And Rain" singer a standing ovation. I loved it," said 85-year-old audience member Cheryl Feinstein, one of the roughly 3,000 decrepit fans in attendance who called for [...]The post No One In James Taylor Audience Has Functional Enough Knees To Give Standing Ovation appeared first on The Onion.