CLEARWATER, FL-After undergoing a medical emergency and dying last week at the age of 71, Hulk Hogan's spasming cadaver reportedly lifted a mortician high above its head Monday and body slammed the professional. At approximately 1:34 p.m., Hulk Hogan's deceased corpse underwent spontaneous convulsions, at which point the cadaver bolted upright, ripped off its body [...]The post Hulk Hogan's Spasming Cadaver Body Slams Mortician appeared first on The Onion.