COLUMBUS, OH-Finally closing the doors on its last remaining outlet after getting rid of an unwieldy stockpile of variety goods, the discount retailer Big Lots ceased operations Wednesday following a therapy program in which the company's roughly 30,000 employees confronted their self-destructive hoarding tendencies. In retrospect, it's almost funny that I had so many throw [...]The post Big Lots Closes All Stores After Therapist Helps Company Work Through Hoarding Tendencies appeared first on The Onion.