WASHINGTON-In a frantic bid to dispose of damaging evidence amid ongoing scrutiny of his relationship with the late child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, a desperate President Donald Trump reportedly attempted to flush a 14-year-old masseuse down the toilet Tuesday. Oh Christ, c'mon, Ashley, don't get stuck-uh, just gimme one second in here!" Trump said as [...]The post Desperate Trump Attempts To Flush 14-Year-Old Masseuse Down Toilet appeared first on The Onion.