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Restless Billionaire Regrets Having Infusion Of Child’s Blood After 4 P.M.
SAN FRANCISCO-Kicking himself for having made such a foolish error in judgment, restless tech billionaire Jasper Stroud expressed regret Friday at having an infusion of child's blood after 4 p.m. I should've just taken a nap instead of popping open my blood boy fridge and getting a quick hit," said the anxious fintech founder, noting [...]The post Restless Billionaire Regrets Having Infusion Of Child's Blood After 4 P.M. appeared first on The Onion.
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