WASHINGTON-Claiming the luminous potion would make the nation strong and vigorous, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued an order Friday directing all Americans to drink a mysterious glowing liquid.In order to end the chronic disease epidemic in this country, it is imperative that every man, woman, and child take a large [...]The post RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid appeared first on The Onion.