WASHINGTON-Expanding its suite of discounted entry options to draw in more visitors, the National Park Service announced Tuesday the rollout of a new annual body-dumping pass for use on federal lands across the country. Officials confirmed the pass covers park admission and day-use fees for the disposal of dead bodies on America's government-owned nature preserves, [...]The post National Park Service Begins Offering Annual Body-Dumping Pass appeared first on The Onion.