CINCINNATI-Claiming that the horrifying near-death experience really put things into perspective, area man Leo York announced Tuesday that a recent heroin overdose served as a wake-up call to keep on doing heroin but just be smarter about it. That's it. Tomorrow I'm buying a digital scale, and from now on I'm only using on weekends [...]The post Heroin Overdose Serves As Wake-Up Call To Keep Doing Heroin But Smarter appeared first on The Onion.