WASHINGTON-Emphasizing that he wasn't going to leave the nation's capital without getting one good photograph, D.C. tourist Stan Jacobs expressed frustration Friday after atrocities kept getting in the frame of his shot. All right, everyone, looking good-just wait two more seconds until all those military guys finish shooting their assault rifles and hop back into [...]The post Atrocities Keep Getting In Frame Of D.C. Tourist's Shot appeared first on The Onion.