SAN FRANCISCO-In response to ongoing concerns regarding the safety of its female passengers, rideshare giant Uber reportedly introduced a new feature Wednesday that allows women to request a nonthreatening eunuch driver. With UberCastrated, female riders can feel more at ease on their way to bars and spin classes knowing their driver doesn't have testicles," said [...]The post New Uber Feature Allows Women To Request Nonthreatening Eunuch Driver appeared first on The Onion.