WASHINGTON-Marveling at the childlike innocence and naivete on display from their first-term colleague, members of the U.S. House of Representatives confirmed Wednesday that freshman congressman Gabe Evans of Colorado was being adorably discreet with his corruption. Aw, look, look! He's going into the parking garage, trying to look all sneaky-what a sweetie pie," said Florida [...]The post Freshman Congressman Being Adorably Discreet With Corruption appeared first on The Onion.