WASHINGTON-Suddenly appearing at the lectern after emerging from a hole in the floor, a limbless, slippery Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced at a White House press conference Friday that becoming an eel is a sign of good health." Big Pharma may have brainwashed people to think otherwise, but a healthy human body should be one [...]The post Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health' appeared first on The Onion.