QUANTICO, VA-Racking his brain for answers as he gazed out at the high-ranking officers gathered before him, a visibly hungover Pete Hegseth reportedly struggled Tuesday to remember exactly how he ended up in a meeting room filled with U.S. generals and admirals. Jesus fucking Christ, why are they all staring at me-am I supposed to [...]The post Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals appeared first on The Onion.