PARIS-In a statement citing the need to preserve his smoldering good looks so that future generations could continue to swoon over him, U.N. officials announced Tuesday that Spanish actor Javier Bardem had been formally declared a UNESCO World-Class Hunk. The U.N. agency said Bardem had met the criteria of brawn, charisma, and raw masculine eros" [...]The post Javier Bardem Declared UNESCO World-Class Hunk appeared first on The Onion.