My dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of this man and this woman...and this empty wallet and this wiped-out checking account...in the bonds of holy moly, this wedding is expensive! Ding-dong, loyal readers! Wedding bells are ringing around the Dudek household. (Or maybe that's the cha-ching of the cash register.) [...]The post The Cost Of This Wedding Is Making Me Matri-moan-y! appeared first on The Onion.