ARLINGTON, VA-Saying the Pentagon had acted swiftly on an insider tip about the vessel having a big adventure" planned, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth confirmed Tuesday that the U.S. military had carried out a strike on Scuffy the Tugboat. Little Scuffy wasn't content with merely floating around in the bathtub, so he made for the nearest [...]The post U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat appeared first on The Onion.