MEKELE, ETHIOPIA-Expressing utter embarrassment about the long-hyped event, a desert locust in the Ethiopian Highlands was reportedly humiliated Friday after a swarm he organized was only attended by 40 million other members of his species. Oh man, I thought everyone would be more excited to cause a famine," said the newly gregarious African grasshopper, adding [...]The post Locust Humiliated Swarm He Organized Only Got 40 Million Attendees appeared first on The Onion.